gay guy: haha
normal person: hahaha
straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!
katie: wow, smart post.
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt